ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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