you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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