I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sorry about my life...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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