You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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