How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
i need some magic done to my vagina
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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