just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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