it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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