Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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