You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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