I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just pee around me
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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