i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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