Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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