U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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