butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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