i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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