if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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