You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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