we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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