Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
