How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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