Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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