Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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