A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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