I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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