Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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