I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You ruined the universe
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
