it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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