yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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