I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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