Porn is love you can see.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I need a hoe opinion
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