someone threw a dead crab at me
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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