Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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