i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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