Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
