Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He has the fingertips of a God
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