I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
we're making bets on your personal life
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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