having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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