oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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