This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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