If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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