come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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