This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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