Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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