Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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