i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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