The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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