"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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