Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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