If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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