So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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