Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
