They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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