shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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