weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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