just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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