remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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