I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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