I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
