I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
