the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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