I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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